This is Zora. She is a dog. I don't think she is aware of this. Since she is 11 years old now, I think it is time for me to break the news to her. Perhaps I will take her out to get a pedicure and then to dinner. Over dessert, I will break the news to her. Then we will watch "The Long, Hot Summer" together. What do you think? Will this cushion the blow?
Do I really have to tell her? She's one of my best friends.
She probably won't believe me anyway.